Hamas won the Palestinian presidential elections. God help us all.

Here are my options at this point. Either I stay here, in exile, worrying about anti-Semitism. Or I go on as I had planned up to now, move to Israel, and worrying about anti-Zionism and related terror attacks.

The truth is I'm less afraid of the latter than I am of the former, so once again, Israel it is.

Speaking about anti-isms, many non-Jews living in exile find it rather "cool" to be anti-Zionist. The truth is, they like to label themselves as anti-Zionist because being anti-Semitic is not politically correct. So in reality, they're anti-Semites but claim they're anti-Zionist just because there's nothing wrong with attacking big, mean countries who are associated with big, mean United States, but there is something wrong with attacking people's religious identities.

But who do they think they are fooling? Are they anti-Zionist against everyone living in Israel? No! They're just against the Jewish people living in Israel. Not the Muslims, not the Christians, only the Jews, regardless of the fact that these other religious minorities may also hold an Israeli passport.

And they always like to say how Zionism is a fascist colonialist movement, but these are just euphemisms for the Elders of Zion - The Jews want to take over the world - the oldest conspiracy in the book on how to be anti-Semitic.

And even if they see a Jew living in the Diaspora, they're always gonna pick a conversation with him or her about why Zionism is bad and why the "Israelis" should give up their land to the Palestinians, and so on. So basically, it doesn't even matter that you don't live in Israel. If you're a Jew, you're automatically labeled as Zionist and are therefore subject to prejudice, harassment and criticism.

These so-called anti-Zionists are just another bunch of pathetic, closeted, bigoted skinheads who are too afraid of calling a Jew "a kike" because they think it's more politically (or socially) acceptable to call an Israeli "a fascist." Makes a lot of fucking sense, assholes.

About the fact that Hamas won the elections, some people claim (or hope - I hope so, too) that Hamas will become more moderate. But David Horowitz, editor-in-chief of the Jerusalem Post wrote the awful truth today in FrontPageMag.com:

 

 

And that's the truth, President Bush. Hamas was saying: "Hey, vote for me, I'm looking forward to blowing up America!"

Peace, love, and hopefully HOPEFULLY, it will be.

Latest news on America's most wanted: Osama Bin Laden is an aspiring comedian! Here's one of his jokes:

"We are a nation that God has forbidden to lie and cheat."

Seriously now, does he really think the world is that stupid? Your god forbids you to lie and cheat but he lets you kill and mutilate? You give a whole new meaning to the supernatural. Or should I say, the imaginary.

And later, in the same "stand-up," Osama (kus amak) says:

"We are people... who will seek revenge all our lives."

No shit, Sherlock. Piece of advice, dude, next time you wanna blame your religion for your terrorist bullshit, don't. Because the only person you can blame is yourself. Holy war? Who's fucking stupid idea was that? Holy war?? There's nothing holy about war. There's nothing holy about killing, much less killing civilians. You think you're going to heaven and getting 70 virgins? News flash, dude - you're going straight to hell and Satan will make you his virgin and fuck you 70 times just for being an idiot. Then 70 times for being ugly. Then 70 times for killing babies. Get ready to live up to your name and have a really big asshole.

 

Another thing. Here are some excerpts from an article I read about Darfur:

 

"Eighteen months after the AU [African Union] deployed several hundred military observers -- with no equipment, no vehicles and one hand-held satellite phone for calling headquarters in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia -- the Darfur peacekeeping operation remains a shambles...

Other voices at the United Nations have quietly suggested the AU mission could be rolled into an existing UN peacekeeping operation in southern Sudan, which is trying to end two decades of civil war between the Sudanese government and the Sudan People's Liberation Movement...

If Mr. Bashir [Sudanese president] takes over at the AU, no one expects him to rush to resolve the crisis. He will count on the continuing indifference of the rest of the world."

Is it just me or has this already been written before? Oh yes, General Dallair's Shake Hands With the Devil. This is not Darfur. This is Rwanda all over again! The international community is as slow as ever to respond to this crisis. It seems that the UN or any other organization for that matter learned anything from the Rwandan genocide. What's wrong now? Sudan has no oil or something? It's not strategically or economically significant enough?
UN seems to stand for Useless Nothing more than anything else because all they do is sit on their asses in their comfortable conference room, in their suits and ties and expensive perfumes, talking and talking, and writing and printing, more and more 1,000-page documents, with longass titles, while people are still dying. If you call yourself the United Nations, get off your ass and stand united for the one thing you were meant to protect in the first place - Humanity.

Peace, love and fucking stability already!

While here in Canada, we are all heading to cast our ballots (I hope for your sake), in Israel, or more precisely, the Palestinian territories are getting ready for their elections as well.

Barry Rubin, in the Globe and Mail, noted the fact that those who think that Hamas will become moderate if it wins the elections are naive:

"In the [New York] Times's words: 'We can only hope that if Hamas wins a share of power, Palestinians will expect the same of it as they did of the PLO. If the Islamic militants persist in provoking Israeli incursions, roadblocks and assassinations, their welcome [to power] will soon wear thin.'

Behold, the new Hitler! No, it isn't Le Pen, as previously thought, and it isn't Saddam and it isn't the new Pope. That's right, it's the new Iranian cunty president whose name I can never spell or pronounce. You know who I'm talking about.

The only difference between that asshole and Hitler is that Hitler is the man behind the Holocaust and president Asshole denies the Holocaust. I must say, however, that his arguments somewhat appeal to common sense (only if you're a bigoted anti-Semite, that is). But here's something else that makes absolute sense: One third of the Jewish population of the world in the 1940s vanishes into thin air. Wow, dude! That makes absolute sense, if you're on an extremely bad acid trip.

Hey, loony toons! You're either completely ignorant, or completely high, or just plain fucked up! The Holocaust happened, president Dipshit! Deal with it!

I personally think that he says that the Holocaust is a myth in order to feel better about himself when he decides to make a Holocaust of his own. So he'll say, "I'm the first one who thought about it!" or "There have been genocides of many people but not of the Jews, yet, *cough* they deserve one, too. After all, nobody likes them. I'll see to it that they bother no one anymore. Oh, merciful, benevolent me! The entire world will thank me once I nuke Israel, kill all Jews (and some Palestinians by mistake, and maybe even some Iranians, too, but nobody cares)."

By the way, there have been some boycotts of some thingies around the world, but they're all stupid, useless boycotts. Here's a smart one for you: BOYCOTT OIL!!! Then, nobody will use it, nobody will need it, the ozone layer sure as hell can do without it. Thus, Mr. Bush, you can rip your rage and male-posturing fury on Iran all you want! Buy a ride with an electric engin and knock yourself out!

Jesus Christ! It's not that complicated!

Peace, love, except for Iranian president Fuckface.

Internet cannibal back on trial in Germany

Previous conviction deemed too lenient

Agence-France Presse

Published: Thursday, January 12, 2006

FRANKFURT - A self-confessed cannibal is facing a new trial in Germany as prosecutors seek a life sentence for the man who killed and ate an apparently willing victim he met on the Internet.

In a lurid case that shocked the country, Armin Meiwes is returning to the dock after a federal judge threw out a January, 2004, manslaughter conviction on the grounds it was too lenient, despite the victim's purported "death wish."

The dead man, 43-year-old Berlin engineer Bernd Juergen Brandes, met Meiwes after replying to an Internet advertisement for "young, well-built men aged 18 to 30 for slaughter." He was one of more than 200 volunteers.

Mr. Brandes, who had a will, bought a one-way rail ticket to Meiwes's storybook hometown of Rotenburg, where his host picked him up at the station and took him to his rambling half-timbered farmhouse.

The two men had sex and after Mr. Brandes downed sleeping pills and whiskey, Meiwes cut off the man's penis, which they planned to eat together but found it was inedible "even when fried".

After a while, Mr. Brandes became unconscious.

Meiwes, now 44, then laid him on a bench, stabbed him and hung his body from a hook on the ceiling of his kitchen.

He dissected the corpse, slicing off 30 kilograms (66 pounds) of the flesh, which he stored in a freezer. He later ate two-thirds of it, often with accompaniments such as pepper sauce or a wine sauce and potatoes.

The case did not come to light until an Austrian student spotted another Internet advertisement by Meiwes seeking new victims, and alerted the police.

The defense successfully built a case on "killing by demand" during the first trial and Meiwes was sentenced to eight and a half years in prison.

Meiwes's lawyer, Harald Ermel, said his client had known "he had someone in front of him who wanted to die," adding that the accused was not a violent man but had given in to "an obsession for human flesh".

Prosecutors argue that despite Mr. Brandes's expressed desire for "the ultimate kick", Meiwes is still guilty of murder.

 

Fucking Christ, dude...

Peace, love, and munch, munch, munch...

Today, I read a sample from this op-ed piece that I thought put into words what I've been feeling for a while now. I mean, I always thought of Americans as narcissistic airheads going around talking about how they're "number one." Lately, however, I began to see them as miserable, self-hating brats who are too proud of what they should be ashamed of. Entertainment and Hollywood are good examples of that. Here's the exerpt:

"'Syriana' is not only about a single political murder. It also depicts the United States as the power behind much of the terrorism coming from the Middle East. The film shows U.S. oil companies as employers of Asian slave labor, while the CIA is the key source of supply for bombs used by terrorists.

Why would any self-respecting American want to write or direct or play in "Syriana"? If the United States is as evil as they suggest, should they not be ashamed of themselves? And if the oil companies control the U.S. government, presumably including Congress, should we conclude that Hollywood is the last bastion of American freedom?

One answer to why anyone might want to make such a film is, of course, the very American desire to make money. As things stand today, there is a large market for dissent in the United States. In a recent trip there, I noticed that unless you took a dig at the Americans no one would even listen to you. In one session, when I politely suggested that George W. Bush might be a better choice than either Mullah Omar or Saddam Hussein, I was nearly booed by my American interlocutors.

The truth is that there is a market for self-loathing in America today and many, including the producers of "Syriana," are determined to cash in on it."

("Hollywood Arabs" by Amir Taheri - New York Post, January 8, 2006)

I totally agree with the dude. Americans not only make it acceptable to bash themselves, they make it cool. This is how bands like Green Day also bash themselves, their government and a good part of their audience. They keep saying how America is shit and their president is shit and the system is shit. For fuck's sake, get a life! Be glad that you can bash your government, because if you were in Iran or Turkey or Saudi Arabia or wherever the fuck, your sorry ass would be executed.

Just quit whining already, fucking spoiled brats.

Peace, love, and whatever happened to being proud of belonging to a nation?

Election time is coming up, and as the good feminist that I am, I will not let my sisters' suffrage movement go to waste and I'll go vote. The problem is that Canada seems to have a no less corrupt government than any other country so although I'm a flamboyant liberal, for saving the environment and legalizing marijuana, I still don't know who to vote for. To be honest, they all suck, and if I could vote for a perfect (fictional) political party, this would be a better place. Speaking of fictional politics, I would vote for Shane McCutcheon because she's fucking hot.

Political campaigns are not making it any easier on me. What's the deal with political commercials on TV? Instead of stating the good things the party will do if it wins the elections, the campaigns talk about all the bad things that happened when the other rival party was in power (The sponsorship scandal? "You paid for it!"). That has absolutely no effect on me. Everyone knows the sponsorship scandal was a scandal. That's why we're on elections now - so that something can change. But telling me that the Liberals are responsible for it is not gonna make me vote for the Block or Conservatives or anybody else because I have no guarantee that the same thing won't happen with them as well. Give me something concrete like tax reduction, welfare programs, the de-anal-ization of politicians concerning marijuana laws, then I'll think about it.

As for the Green Party, I once thought they were pretty chill until I found out that they're against the State of Israel. How the fuck did I miss that? After all, I've been to college. I know that non-Jewish, pot-smoking, living-in-exile hippies are against us, and I found that out the hard way.

So what now? I have no faith in Green Peace because they're closeted Nazis, I have no faith in Liberals because they feed on my broke ass, and I have no faith in the democratic system and this capitalist society because it just doesn't work. So who do I vote for? The fucking Marxist-Leninist party?

Peace, love, and yes, there is a minority of Jewish hippies known as Keren Kayemet (unfortunately they're in Israel).

Today, my mom woke me up at 12:15 for absolutely no reason. I mean usually when she wakes me up she has a reason for it, such as "Buxy needs to go for a walk," "Buxy didn't eat," "Buxy has diarrhea," "Buxy threw up," "Buxy's not feeling well," or "You have a phonecall."

But today, no reason. That's what my mornings boil down to - no reason to be there. What am I to do when I get up? Is there anything for me to look forward to? Two e-mail accounts to check, a blog to update and a dog to look after. Well, that last one is the only one that keeps me on my feet. Buxy is the highlight of my life right now, the only living thing that depends on me, as opposed to living things that I depend on (i.e. my parents).

That's another reason for me to move to Israel, away from all that, so that I can concentrate on becoming self-sufficient. At 23, I've already managed to not find a job, to not be able to afford my own car/house, to be used for my skills for minimal to no rewards, to use my parents' money for substance abuse, to live by Showcase's schedule, to sell my soul for my two most important ideals (journalism and feminism) and for one that I never believed in in the first place (beauty), and to lose almost all my friends without great effort. Talk about achievement.

I was thinking, if I'll be living on my own in Israel (preferably without a roommate since isolation is the best escape), I might as well get another pet. Not as a replacement for Buxy because there's no such thing, ever, but rather a smaller living thing that will depend on me but not as much - a cat, for example. But cats in Israel are the equivalent of squirrels or skunks here in Montreal. They're rabid and they live in garbage dumps. There's a rumor that the new immigrants from Thailand that came to Israel in the past couple of years actually eat the cats. So on second thought, maybe I'll get a rat or a bat or a ferret or some other rodent. Better yet, maybe I should get a tarantula to deal with my phobia of spiders and cockroaches, because anyways, there's a lot of them in Israel. Yeah fucking right, man, tarantual my ass. Fuck it, I'll get a rodent.

Peace, love and a fuzzy one that eats fruits and stuff. :-) 

I was seriously badtripping last night. I was almost sure I was gonna pass out. I brushed my teeth before going to sleep but I didn't wash my face because I was scared I was gonna drown. Then my burning left hand started shaking and so did my left leg. My freezing right hand was contracted for at least five minutes straight, and my entire body shook at every arrhythmic heart beat. It felt like I actually died and doctors were trying to resuscitate me. I was scared and started thinking about everything that I risk losing if I die - I would never make it to Israel. That was the thing that scared me the most. Does that mean I will never have weed again? No, it just means I won't be eating it again. The high lasted from six to eight hours depending on whether or not you count the initial softcore buzz.

I also couldn't stop writing. The results can be viewed in the entry below and these Jpgs.

Peace, love and back to anal fixation.

PS - Decipherment:

"I'm totaly stoned, man. It's so surreal. It doesn't make any sense. TV is too real. I saw everybody Loves Raymond and it [I] seemed to be there watching the show seeing how it's all fake and their acting is so weird because they just get paid for pretending to be people they're not for others' entertainment. And they do it by pretending to not see the crowd looking above their small pathetic lives.

"Is this obssessive compulsive, schyzophrenic, manic-depression? I don't know but this overdose is telling me that it's very possible and it could happen to me because I took too much and it's lasting too long."

I'm watching Six Feet Under, being six feet under the influence of high potency drugs. Not Ativant, but a very similar version of it.

It's beautiful. The nightmares of both character scared me to the core. I ate it so it's a very clean kind of high. Not a gross carbonated, cumbusted kind of high, but a very pure one, where it's easy to breath and you don't hear the cracking of the microscopic hairs in you esophagus when you breath and when you cough. I have to go back to Six Feet Under because it's the last part and it's really good.

You know that's how it is. Babies are born and people die. Babies are the pure and clean and people are the carbonated and combusted kind.

My dog is eating a tissue. Whatever, I'm too high bumping into walls and shit and feeling like I have a back holder resting on my hips, (chins? What are chins? Oh yeah, chins, no I meant hips, that's what I first said) and feeling a surge of orgasm flowing up and down my spine.

So this girl in six feet under said she never masturbates because she never found it interesting. However, she also admitted that she doesn't talk dirty when having sex and she never found an orgasm to be all that great. Which led her friends to the conclusion that based on the fact that if she knows what an orgasm really feels like, she would talk dirty to her partner, the girl never comes. Poor her. So basically she doesn't find masturbation interesting because she doesn't come. If she were to ever have an orgasm she wouldn't say something like that about it. And she would masturbate! Which sucks. Well no, not really. In reality masturbation is better than sex, so those who don't do it have never really felt what an orgasm is really supposed to feel like.

In other words, get stoned and jack your silly little ass off till you can't feel feelings anymore and come with a loud yelp to let the world know that you have been jacking off for the past two hours and your skin is peeling off because of a pulling overload. ROFL.

That shit is awesome, I should eat more often. Eat more weed. Eat more pussy. Eat more food to satisfy my munchies spree. And my dog can eat more kleenex if he wants. Who knew you could eat so much more than just food, and to think that I wrote it last although it goes hand in hand with the previous ones.

Now off to looking at some weird photos trying not to freak out.

Reminiscence of the memory has a cat crossed with a dolphin in it and to think that I always say it as a rock. I thought they were making fun of the cruelty in which Iraqi prisonners were treated but then I thought, who the fuck would make fun of something like that?

I lose track of days. All days look alike now because I'm always doing nothing, except on Saturday when I'm really doing nothing. The only way I can tell what day it is is by watching Showcase at 10 (wow!). If it's Six Feet Under, it's sunday. If it's Dead Like Me, it's monday. If it's Rescue Me, it's tuesday. If it's Weeds, it's wednesday. If it's The L Word, it's thursday...

Tonight, I know it's New Year's so for the occasion I have the choice between hanging out with my parents or watching a movie marathon on Showcase. That's right. No parties. Nothing going on tonight. It's New Year's and all my friends are doing shitall. So I will conform and do shitall as well. Doing shitall is the shit.

Since the shit is this New Year's theme, I wish you all a crappy new year.

Peace, love and unusual!